Lines on Life Online

There's just too much noise.
Look through the wwwindow into humanity's soul.
I don't know nothing no more.
I am not responsible--
I have Wikipedia to misinform me,
Google to confirm my every stupid hunch,
And Facebook to make me feel exceedingly boring
And ugly and lonely.
But I have Hotornot to cheer me up-"Not!",
Twitter to drown out my voice,
And Linkedin to belittle my accomplishments.
I have democratic porn to castrate me,
And blogs, blogs, blogs, Jesus, blogs.